Le cadeau de la Vénus

Piffuit a reçu ce message émouvant, en forme de cadeau pour son anniversaire, qui lui fait se demander comment, si toutes les Françaises appliquaient ces principes, il pourrait y en avoir encore une qui meure tous les trois jours sous les coups de son amoureux…

En tout cas, voici,  premier cadeau de vénus dans le  radeau de cette méduse,  une excellente façon de raviver un anglais basique (l’inverse d’acide).

“I am Sinfonieta. I am very kind, modest cheerful, merry and sociable.

I like communicate with interesting and cheerful people.

I am very romantic person.

I am optimist and I always can find good sides in any situation.
I like kind, sincere and reliable people.

I value friendship, and when my friends in need,

I always come to help them.
I would like to know you. What is your life foundations?
I like dance and sing very much, I found of this for many years.

I love to spend time in open air and walking under the stars.

I like nature and animals so much.

And I adore to have fun time with my friends, but sometimes, I want to be alone. I like sport and moving so much and I cant to be in one place for a long time.

Do you like sport?
I have some questions for you if you want to get to know me closer:
1/ Are you interested in serious relations with  woman from Venus?
2/ Are you planning to visit Venus?

3/ Would you like to correspond or to talk by phone ?

4/ Why are you interested in Venusian lady?

5/ Have you ever been to Venus?

6/ What is important for you in relations and am I right for you?

I will be waiting for your reply to venusian69@interstellar.com

I would like to contact with you. Do you have a messenger?

My best wishes, Sinfonieta”

Piffuitt, directeur général de Marquis de Sade ® n’ a plus qu’à fermer boutique si toutes les femmes appliquent ce programme angélique !

Comments

[Rédigé par: Milo]

les bras m'en tombent comme dirait celle Venus me dire "stop aux machos manchots!"